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Unknown's avatar Michael Collins 8:38 pm on 12/03/2012
Tags: , , beach, , , , , laptop, lizard point, poll, , psp, sea, , , vote   

Holiday

Tomorrow, I’m going on holiday with my sexy Irish girlfriend Tracey, and my best friend Andrea and her husband Billy from America. I’ve got most of my stuff packed, I’m just sitting here with a giant sized mug of tea:

Worlds Biggest Mug. Me

The hand is for size comparison. I would use a normal sized mug but i don’t have one easily accessible. It’s taking ages to drink.

Anyways, I’ll be taking my PS3 and my Asus Transformer. And my laptop. And my PSP. Good job i still have that big blue suitcase thing that my aunt gave me when i went to America. Although I’m sure i will be entertained plenty at night, if ya know what i mean ;D

So it’s going to be loads of sexy fun. It’s a long journey from Birmingham. I think about a 4 hour drive. One thing i worry about is the beach. Well to be more specific, the sea. I don’t mind getting in water, I’m not afraid of it or anything. I just don’t like to be topless. If you saw my body, you’d know why. I look pregnant. Maybe i should get a mankini. I suppose i better pack swimming shorts.

I’ll let you know what happens there after we come back. Obviously i can’t see the future. Oh and the song “Holiday” by Madonna is stuck in my head. Thanks Tracey. ALE ALEJANDRO! 😀 She knows what i mean.

Oh and on another note, I’ve hit over 3000 views now. Well done you, pat on the back. Oh and if you haven’t already, vote on the poll. There’s 10 days left to vote on it. It’s pretty geeky.

I’ve just realised i haven’t said where I’m going on holiday. It’s Lizard Point in Cornwall. Come over and visit us. We’ll be there a week. We clearly have plenty of entertainment. See ya in a week

Unknown's avatar Michael Collins 8:12 pm on 23/08/2011
Tags: black ops, , buttons, dinner, fat, jeans, kitchen, laptop, , pee, , , western, zip   

Broke

OK, so it’s been a while since i’ve done a blog. No reason for that other than nothing has happened. Except i ran out of money with 5 days till pay day. Literally £0 in my bank account. I actually had to borrow £10 off my dad, and i hate borrowing money. Luckily i don’t have any more working days, i have the next 2 days off and i get paid Friday so i won’t need more moneys.

As we speak, i’m playing Black Ops with the missus. I’m kicking her ass 🙂

So after leaving the computer for a couple of hours after starting this, i’m back. I kicked my girlfriend’s sexy bum.

So now i’m in the kitchen making dinner. I need to pee. I always do when i go into the kitchen. Weird. And my jeans keep falling down because im getting fatter and fatter and the buttons keep breaking. I have them “western style” instead of a zip. And my fat belly has broken most apart from the very bottom one (which makes it too loose) and the very top one (which makes it too tight). And i can’t be arsed to use a belt. Fascinating isn’t it.

Anyway i’m getting Tracey to install ubuntu on her laptop so i’m going on video chat on PS3. See yaaaaa