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Unknown's avatar Michael Collins 23:56 on 09/12/2011
Tags: amazing, compatible, , , , , , notebook, , retro, , , soul mate, spike, , trip, ubuntu,   

My Trip

Ok, so yesterday i got back from Dublin after spending almost a week with my perfect girlfriend Tracey. It was amazing. I’ve never felt so compatible with someone. She really is my soulmate and I don’t want anyone else. Except Jessica Alba, but she knows about that.
But yeah, we spent most of the time playing games and having sex and reinstalling windows on her computer and trying to install Ubuntu, which wasn’t co-operating. It would help if it had a working cd drive (good job i brought my blu-ray drive) and a bigger than 40gb hard drive .
She took me to Dublin town into a retro game shop called rage. It was heaven.  I also saw the famous spike. It was taaaaaall.
We watched the notebook together while eating pizza. She cried at the end. So did i. Not really. I didn’t!
Anyways, it was amazing. I couldn’t keep my hands off her. I love her so fucking much. She’s perfect for me



Unknown's avatar Michael Collins 20:12 on 23/08/2011
Tags: black ops, , buttons, dinner, fat, jeans, kitchen, , , pee, , ubuntu, western, zip   

Broke

OK, so it’s been a while since i’ve done a blog. No reason for that other than nothing has happened. Except i ran out of money with 5 days till pay day. Literally £0 in my bank account. I actually had to borrow £10 off my dad, and i hate borrowing money. Luckily i don’t have any more working days, i have the next 2 days off and i get paid Friday so i won’t need more moneys.

As we speak, i’m playing Black Ops with the missus. I’m kicking her ass 🙂

So after leaving the computer for a couple of hours after starting this, i’m back. I kicked my girlfriend’s sexy bum.

So now i’m in the kitchen making dinner. I need to pee. I always do when i go into the kitchen. Weird. And my jeans keep falling down because im getting fatter and fatter and the buttons keep breaking. I have them “western style” instead of a zip. And my fat belly has broken most apart from the very bottom one (which makes it too loose) and the very top one (which makes it too tight). And i can’t be arsed to use a belt. Fascinating isn’t it.

Anyway i’m getting Tracey to install ubuntu on her laptop so i’m going on video chat on PS3. See yaaaaa